Originally Posted by goldendoodle

Key, WWWP you both look super adorable.

I chopped off all my hair at 5 am this morning. (I was going for a Jean Seberg in Saint Joan type thing. Or at least that's how I justified it to myself) It's less than an inch long! It amuses me every time I look in their mirror. More people should have bad hair and bad clothes on purpose. It's never been this short before though. (But I've cut it into a pixie type cut twice over the past 2 years. It grows really fast.)

Observations so far:
-My neck is cold
-I have a forehead?
-I have too many cowlicks
-I still look like a Bob's Burgers character
-I like to periodically make myself look uglier on purpose out of sheer spite

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.