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Old 02-07-2021, 06:48 AM   #9849 (permalink)
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1. Go to your bookshelves (or wherever you keep books), close your eyes and randomly grab a book. Open to page 30 and quote the first full sentence on the page.

“I don’t think so.”

2. You can keep only 3 books for the rest of your life. Which would they be?

Finnegans Wake, In Search of Lost Time, The Norton Anthology of Poetry

3. What is your ethnic background?

White

4. Describe one of the most embarrassing moments in your life.

In college, I was taking an elective music appreciation course, and a famous electro-acoustic avant-garde composer that I respected very much came as a guest lecturer and was explaining his recording techniques. I raised my hand and said something like, “I’m sorry. I didn’t quite understand what you were just explaining. Would you mind please going over the last minute or so of content once more?” And he responded by asking me if I knew what a microphone was. Then he went on to describe what microphones do in an extraordinarily simplistic condescending way. I remember being even more embarrassed by how obviously embarrassed I was. If it happened now I would’ve been like well do you know what a ding dong is because you’re about to be choking on mine bitch. But at the time I just sat there looking at the floor.

5. What is your ultimate comfort food?

Cheese on anything.

6. What is the last film you watched in the theater?

Midsommar
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