Originally Posted by Cuthbert

Mindfulness taking up all the fridge space with bottles of spring water and energy drinks.

Elph in the garden dressed in black shirt and trousers listening to Joy Division tapes in the sweltering heat.

Everyone jumping every now and then at the explosions and tapping sounds in the next room, then we realise it's just Frown recording his new Jesus album.

A new tenant moves in once every six months who looks suspiciously like a previous tenant who was kicked out for causing trouble, but this time with a beard/new haircut/glasses. Then we realise its Dirty.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.