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Old 03-03-2021, 01:52 PM   #6602 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Trollheart View Post
Governor DeSantis narrowly escaped serious injury today when an irate 60-year old man threw a full can of beer at him, shouting "I'll piss on your corpse yet, DeathSantis!"

Uncorroborated testimony claims the man then metamorphosed into a hawk whose wings seemed emblazoned with swastikas, and flew off, though less drunk testimony claims he sped off on a Harley.
lol

Should've given him a swastika on one wing and a hammer and sickle on the other, to represent his lack of need for consistency and love of hypocrisy as a higher form of thinking.
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