SGR

Don't you assume my gender.

But let's be real, you should see how many shoes I have. Many women would be jealous. I've got these sweet Allen Edmonds sharkskin monk straps that pair quite well with other pieces of my ensemble.

I've got a sock folding technique that is similar to the military. Except I tuck the outside of the sock inside the folds, rather than pulling the whole thing over.

Nothing pisses me off more than having one sock without the other in the pair. Sometimes my dryer seems to swallow them. Other times they just fall off the face of the earth.

Love Stankonia - this song is my life's mission statement.