If you were older I'd say I'd love to meet up, but a 14-year old Spanish girl and a 58-year old Irish guy? You don't need your maths thread to work out the equation there, and it certainly ends with me squirming very uncomfortably in a police station...
Cop 1: "So, you KNEW she was 14, huh?"
Me: "Um, yeah..."
Cop 1: "And you posed as a 14-year old?"
Me: "No, I didn't. She knew I was 58."
Cop 2: "And you were going to talk to her about MUSIC?"
Me: "Yeah."
Cop 1: "You expect us to believe that?"
Cop 2: "You disgust me."
Cop 3: "Anyone want coffee?"
Cops 1 and 2: "NO! GTFO!"
Cop 1: "Now, where were we?"
Me: "Look, she just asked about music recommendations on this site..."
Cop 2: "Music eh?"
Cop 1: "Bet you thought you'd make sweet music with her eh?"
Me: "No. I just wanted to see her. And then there was this maths thing..."
Cop 2: "Maths?!!
My father was shot by a maths teacher!"
Cop 1: "You're going DOWN, scumbag!"
Yeah, just not worth it. Send me a postcard maybe. Much safer.
