Originally Posted by The Batlord

Just walked into the bathroom at work and some dumbass who hadn't locked the door was standing in front of the hand dryer but weirdly hunched as if he was trying to position his dick under the dryer. So I backed out to wait my turn and told myself I was probably just misinterpreting things but when the dumbass came out the crotch of his pants was soaked cause he'd obviously peed all over them. Life is good sometimes.