Got a ****ing “distracted driving” ticket while going like 15 mph and talking on the phone about urgent work matters. I wasn’t looking at the phone in any way. There is nothing on my driving record besides one speeding ticket when I was 17 and the ****ing dickhead cop literally went straight to a ticket for this.
...but luckily what that cop doesn’t know is that my primary client at work is the biggest law firm in my city and I am super tight with the lawyer that represents the police department here. He gave me a quick “make a copy of the citation and put it on my desk” when I showed him. So maybe I’ll get out of it with a warning still.
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