1. What is the crime level like in your immediate area?
Not bad at all.
2. What criminal law do you think should be abolished? (Yeah we all know what 98% of respondents are going to put here, don't we?) 
40 U.S.C. ยง 5104(e)(2)(C)
This would allow bums to enrich themselves in the library of congress.
3. And what offence, currently not a crime, would you make one?
Asking people to watch a video on their phone that is longer than 60 seconds.
4. In a "Purge" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purge situation, name three crimes you would commit.
I'd rob a bank, slap an old lady, and then oscillate my penis at the police like a helicopter.
5. Say you were the mayor/president/governor. What would you do to lower crime rates?.
I'd make it mandatory for all citizens to spend an hour of their day reading dumb **** on MusicBanter.
6. Good or bad, what do you consider the most significant law passed in your state/country in the last ten years or so?
Legalization of gay marriage - US