Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don't know if you're of the pet burying type but if you are then having someone with at least some religious background coming in to perform a service is nice. I've had Jewish burials for two of my pets and while it was self consciously silly it was still legitimately nice and gave the occasion some actual gravitas. Just an idea.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.