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Old 05-15-2021, 12:29 PM   #75071 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by elphenor View Post
Customer: This coffee is too black. Something wrong with the machine?

Me: huh?....it just dispenses iced coffee

Customer: It's too black

Me: *points to label* it's a black coffee dispenser

Customer: nah man it's too black

Me: *Opens dispenser* yeah you see this a bag of black coffee...in the black coffee dispenser...it dispenses this black coffee

Customer: *still suspicious*
People don't understand how dumb people are. Yesterday I had a woman on the phone who didn't want to tell me WHERE in Pennsylvania she was located but still wanted me to point her in the direction of a store that would buy her terrible CD collection.

We share a certain bond Elph whether you know it or not. We deal with idiots.
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