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Old 07-08-2021, 08:19 PM   #11288 (permalink)
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Not enough information.

This model right here
cause it's cheap and supposedly quiet enough that mother won't know I'm pleasuring myself. Out of the box it had charge enough to feel nice but wasn't a game changer so I put it on the charger in hopes that it would reveal greater power, while also bathing because a sweaty work penis isn't good for friction, as I well know as an exuberant purveyor of pillow ****ing.
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