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Originally Posted by The Batlord
And honestly if Jeff Bezos murdered somebody on a crowded street in broad daylight I can't say I believe he's going away for it.
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Ah, the classic case of "suicide by Bezos"
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Originally Posted by elphenor
there's nothing on paper that prevented, say, Bernie Sanders from being the DNC candidate
but young people just don't vote
I don't think the rhetoric about us "not being a REAL democracy" is particularly helpful or nuanced anymore
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We should start the Angry Millennial Party - our campaign slogan will be: "Take Our Future Back".
Step 1: Eliminate social security
Step 2: Eliminate all student debt (especially mine)
Step 3: Implement sensible age-ist policies in the workplace (e.g.: "You're too old to learn Excel, ya old fart, beat it!", or "Saggy tits don't bring tips, beat it!")
Step 4: Legalize and regulate drugs and tax the hell out of them
Step 5: Bomb somebody, anybody really, just to show the boomers we mean business
Step 6: Hire Nick Cave to perform in the Super Bowl half-time show, and ensure he knows how to twerk before the show begins
By the time Step 6 is accomplished, our re-election will be inevitable.