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Old 10-04-2021, 11:39 AM   #48 (permalink)
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A priceless preserved skeleton of a T-Rex was destroyed earlier today in what appears to have been a drug-fuelled orgy of destruction at the Natural History Museum. The man, whose name police have not yet released, was described as "confused and disoriented, in a high state of mental anxiety and obviously under the influence of psychotropic drugs." Unconfirmed reports quote the unknown man, in his thirties and believed well-known to comic book shop owners, as ranting "I have to kill it! It's him or me! Humans rule! Death to false metal!" and other nonsensical ramblings.

The man is due to be charged tomorrow and is being held in custody for his own safety, and that of the public.

A spokesman for the Dinosaur Preservation Society declined to comment.
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