1. What is your favourite month, and why?
The weed's dank in August.
2. What non-MB-related thing did you do immediately before reading this?
Did a shot of wild turkey.
3. What is or was your favourite board game?
I slay at Scrabble.
4. Generally speaking, do you find it difficult or easy to find clothes in your size (in other words, are you a fat/tall/short/skinny bastard?)
My gut comes and goes but I'm tall and kinda lanky. Some stuff is too short, some larger stuff is just, uh, wider, and that's really annoying, but I generally can find a good fit pretty easily.
5. What was the very first media you owned for music (CD/MP3 player/Record player/Gramaphone/Edison wax tube phonograph/caveman drums etc)?
A silver Sony boombox.
6. If you have a favourite flag, which is it and why?
I picked some Islamic extremist **** the last time you asked this so that.
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