How in the name of blue fu
ckery can you be an honorary black belt? I mean, you can be an honorary doctor or professor without studying a damn subject, but martial arts requires you know how to use it. What in fu
ck's name use is an "honorary black belt"? Stand back! I know tay kwan - take one - tayka - karate! Well, the president of South Korea gave me this, well, honorary thingy and he says I'm a black belt, even though I hate the word black and the only belt I know is the one that holds in my fat gut, but still, watch out!
