These stories are becoming so commonplace now, you'd think some of them would be getting the message.
God (or the Great Pixie, or whoever you believe in): Huh? Huh? Come on guys! You can do it. You want more hints? BANG! He's dead. BANG! She's dead. BANG! Whole family gone. Lads? How long I got to do this for before you get the message? Seriously? Come on! It's my birthday in a week! I don't want to have to keep working...
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