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Old 12-26-2021, 02:52 PM   #319 (permalink)
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Dad jokes from Christmas crackers (2021 edition):

Q: What music do ghosts dance to?

Spoiler for A1:
A: Soul music


Q: Why did the bacon laugh?

Spoiler for A2:
A: Because the egg cracked a yolk.


Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Spoiler for A3:
A: Cliff


Q: Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?

Spoiler for A4:
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
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