1. Assuming money was no object, what kind of car would you like to own?
A self driving car that I can get drunk in.
2. What is the security like in your building/estate/apartment/condo/cardboard box/wherever you live?
They say there's this sketchy stoner who always plays weird music but I've never noticed him.
3. What was the first pet you can remember having?
My first memory is getting my dog Jasmin (black lab/Austrian shepherd mix) for my birthday.
4. If you could go back in time, what advice would you give younger you? And would younger you take it?
Don't take those pills bro
5. What was the best bargain you ever got?
I got my drum set for about fifty bucks.
6. If you were the undisputed leader of the world, what are the first three laws you would pass?
1. No private property so that everyone can have housing, among other things.
2. Encourage education, like teaching people how to kill billionaires and grow food where they live.
3. Halloween is a month long (a fun one).
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