1. Where were you when JFK was shot?
Dead.
2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?
Whiskey
3. What's your eyesight like?
I need glasses for anything more than an arm's length away.
4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?
Neither: I'm already onto everyone's game.
5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?
I hear Earl Sweatshirt's mom is single
6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?
Any Battles show from when they dropped Gliss Drop will do.
And now, some nonsense questions again:
1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Ask em
2. When will there be a harvest for the world?
When aliens decide to eat us.
3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
I'm just a carpenter.
4. Why can't I get no Tang?
You're allergic
5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?
Kill your boss.
6. What do you want from me?
#5
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