1. Where were you when JFK was shot?
Somewhere in my grandfather's testicles.
2. What's your favourite tipple (drink)?
Four Roses Single Barrel, neat
3. What's your eyesight like?
Hot garbage, since I look at computer screens all day
4. Generally, do you trust people or are you always looking to see what their angle is?
I don't trust strangers.
5. If you could go on a date with one celebrity who would it be?
Peyton List
6. If you could be in - and survive - one historical battle which one would it be?
Stalingrad
And now, some nonsense questions again:
1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
My putrefying flesh! Damn turkey vultures!
2. When will there be a harvest for the world?
After the next great flood
3. Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head?
Give me the cross, and I'll give them a show
4. Why can't I get no Tang?
Because that damn no good orangutan who used to be on the box took it all!
5. How can I protect you in this crazy world?
Sell me your vinyl
6. What do you want from me?
To stop asking me so many questions!
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