Late to my own funeral...
1. How many times have you been out of the country?
Hrair*
2. How hard do you/did you have to study for exams?
Oddly enough, I didn't study terribly hard but I always seemed to do well. I think I have/had decent recall. What was the question again?
3. What’s your favourite holiday?
Halloween
4. Ignoring science and physics totally, if you had to eliminate one planet in our solar system, which one would it be?
Uranus, so that joke would no longer make sense. It's the arsehole of nowhere anyway.
5. What’s the most famous/your favourite landmark you’ve visited or seen?
Big Ben or The Eiffel Tower I think.
6. You have a choice of only two occupations: gravedigger or working at an abattoir. Which do you choose?
Like it seems everyone else, gimme a shovel, man: I dig graves!
Now, let's all forget our troubles with a big bowl of ice cream!
1. What’s eating Gilbert Grape?
A flesh-eating virus.
2. Which way to the front?
Well, I wouldn't start from here.
3. Why always me?
Because I'm not you
4. Will you?
You will. (This is an Irish idiosyncrasy: when we ask a question - usually one we know or can expect to know the answer to - we also answer it. "Do you want a cup of tea?,You do." "Are you coming into town? You are." "Will you have another cake? You will." And so on. We're a weird people.)
5. How many times must I say it?
In that sentence? Once.
6. Who knows what tomorrow brings in a world few hearts survive?
A lot more job openings.
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Do you know your Watership Down?
the fact that cardinal numbers only go up to four, with any number above that being called hrair, "many"