1. How do you/did you get on with your parents? (If this is too personal, you can answer the alternate question).
My mother was the kindest, gentlest soul you could ever meet. Loved by all who met her, even casually, and nobody had a bad word to say about her. Everything I am today I owe to her. My father was a weak, mean, cruel, spiteful excuse of a man who betrayed both his daughters and only picked on those weaker than him. The bastard even had the temerity to hang around like a bad smell on this Earth three decades longer than his long-suffering wife. My only crumb of comfort there is that he died alone, friendless and without any of his family, and there is nobody left who regrets his passing.
1a. What’s the last thing you do before going to bed?
Yeah, like everyone I'm gonna do both.
Plug in my mobile to recharge.
2. Who do you think there should be a statue of in your city?
Jack Charlton
3. What’s your favourite soup?
Tomato yum. But not with ****ing basil!
4. When were you last in an actual library?
At least 20 years ago. I used to almost live there when I was younger, but then the internet happened and Wikipedia came along.
5. What’s your typing speed? (If you don't know, take a minute to test yourself)
About 60 - 70 wpm
6. Daphne, Velma, Shaggy or Fred?
Bucking the trend here, I was always on team Daphne.
