1. When you’re thirsty at home, what’s your first choice? Water? Juice? Soda? Tea? Coffee? Other?
Water when I'm thirsty, but I probably drink more coffee than anything.
2. What’s your favourite episode of The Simpsons?
I more have favourite moments than episodes with the simpsons come to think of it, I guess the first episode is a banger.
3. What would/do you want inscribed on your tombstone?
"We decided not to bury him with his mouth stuffed full of seeds like he asked because we're *******s"
4. If you could go forward or backwards in time, up to ten years, which would you choose?
I've been going forwards in time for about thirty years now, I'd like to give backwards a shot.
5. What is the coolest car you’ve ever driven, whether you owned it or not?
Stolen police cruiser I guess. Cars are pretty lame though.
6. What’s your view on a person’s right to die?
Obviously theirs but addressing the conditions that make people consider suicide is more pressing.
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