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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Six minutes?
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Ah, yes. Perhaps that requires a bit of contextual explanation.
I am an INTJ, and as such, have sought to optimize every facet of my life as much as possible. So for the last five or so years, I've eaten the exact same thing at the same exact minutes of the day for every meal. (Mostly marshmallow breakfast cereals.)
I mapped out the location of those items in my grocery store in the order they appear. I drive to the grocer fifteen minutes before they open for the day every second Saturday. I wait in the car until the doors are about to open. Then I grab a cart and literally sprint through the store as fast as humanly possible grabbing my items. That way, I'm the first one at the register so no one else has touched the PIN pad for the debit card swiper. I do this in an effort to minimize any and all risk of COVID contamination.
So yes - two weeks of groceries in six minutes. This week I did it in five.
Thanks for asking.