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Originally Posted by ribbons
Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn't talk about it, "For I did not speak of my own Accord." - John 12:49 |
You're getting better!
John wrote that just before knocking off for lunch?
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Originally Posted by Plankton
I heard he had an abscess in his stomach and every time he farted it sounded like someone saying "Honda", thus the phrase: "Abscess makes the fart go Honda".
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I'll see myself out.
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But there's still only one master.
And Plankton.
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Originally Posted by ribbons
Yes, when he (very quickly) ascended to Heaven.  Probably to escape Mary Mags, who was fawning over him a bit too much. |
Let he who is without sin fit the first dilithium crystal...