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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Yeah but if I have chips sitting around I'm going to plot on them much sooner rather than later so I annihilate them before I crack open a beer. I tend not to buy chips unless I fully intend to immediately be a glutton. Poor impulse control.
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Chips are the worst, greatest, most undeniable pleasure, besides beautiful ladies. But like beautiful ladies, you can't eat them immediately if you want the act of eating to have the most efficacious impact. You have to conduct a little romance, a little foreplay for the appetite, and then...right after the smell of the candles hits strongest, the wine bottle has been polished off, and your favorite Tony Bennett song ends...that's when you make your move and just rip it open...uhh, the bag of chips that is.
And those beautiful, sparkly specks of cheese dust hit your taste buds like a roaring 40 ton mack truck.