1. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
I used to at one time believe it or not, more to determine personality than anything else. Now, not so much.
2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
I guess the Kennedy Assassination for me. I may be the only person that actually thinks Oswald acted alone.
3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?
Hot dogs, fish and chips, and a fortune cookie
4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?
If I'm miserable, I have no choice, but I will move to another part of the bus at least. Fortunately, I don't eat burritos.
5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
Probably Pop Tarts
6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?
I have a neatly trimmed beard but I guess I'd go with a moustache.
I'll pick up the six pack next week.