. Do you put any stock in astrology? If so, why?
I'm a Leo. Apparently, Leos don't believe in astrology.
2. What historical event interests you most - why? If none interest you, why?
Covid history will be interesting to read. Another recent event that interests me is the economic crash of 2008.
3. You are put in charge of catering the US President, the Queen of England, and the General Secretary of China - what's your appetizer, entree, and dessert of choice?
appetizer - pablum
entree - kraft dinner
dessert - pouding chômeur (chômeur means unemployed in French)
4. You are forced to take a bus seat next to a very old and clearly sick lady on a ventilator machine. Unfortunately, you made the poor decision to go for thirds on burritos last night and you are stricken with gas. If you don't release it, it will be quite uncomfortable for you, painful even. If you do release it, it will smell and it will definitely be heard. The bus ride is an hour long - do you let it rip or not?
I do my best to hold it. If I can't, it's possible I'll get off the bus early in order to spare those on board. I'm not a monster!
5. Pop Tarts or Toaster Strudels? If you've never had either, what's your favorite pastry?
I haven't had either in almost thirty years. I remember pop tarts being pretty tasty back in the day. Strawberry was my flavour of choice.
6. In terms of facial hair, what's most fashionable on a man these days in your opinion? Moustache? Beard? Moustache and Beard? Goatee? Soul Patch? Mutton chops? Clean shaven?
Speaking as a man incapable of growing a beard, I'll say clean shaven. Mutton chops are reserved for Wolverine.
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