Originally Posted by SGR

There's no such thing as a bitchin' carrot cake.

Why take a sweet delicious dessert and then ruin it with vegetables? And cream cheese frosting is basically the bottom tier of frostings.

Originally Posted by SGR

The only thing worse than carrot cake is any dessert with coconut in it. Just disgusting. Vile. A sacrilege on all delectable desserts good and holy.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.