Dealing with the public is starting to get to me. It's these little things....
*Phone rings*
Station 1 Books and Records.
Paradox?
Excuse me?
This the famous Paradox bookstore?
This is Station 1.
.......Paradox?
Station.............1.........books and records.
Where is that located?
We are in New Jersey.
I'm looking for Paradox bookstore.
Where is that?
West Virginia.
This is a bookstore in New Jersey.
Is your name Paradox?
STATION. 1.
Do you have the phone number for Paradox?
I hung up after that. These people somehow stay alive day after day.
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