Originally Posted by Trollheart

Garbage truck ate my wheelie bin today. Went out looking for it after it was collected and no sign. Chased after the truck and was told, in very broken English, that (so far as I could make out) it had got stuck in the mechanism of the truck and they couldn't give it back to me. Now waiting for a new bin. ****ing island monkeys, huh?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.