Brandon Records went on the News and claimed that they paid Cake Cream 500 Million each to work for them and Cake Cream took the 500 Million each and never showed up to work. They claimed they were suing Cake Cream for Theft.
Cake Cream and Axl were STUNNED. How could Brandon Records blatantly lie about them on the News and even think of suing them for something that never happened?
Axl was like,"What did I tell you? Brandon Records is SKETCHY!"
Cake Cream backed up Axl, even more grateful for his foresight that saved them.
Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and told them about Brandon Records blatant lies about them and the lawsuit.
Cake Cream and Axl told Claven Records that they already knew. Claven Records said that they had their backs.
Cake Cream and Axl thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.
Cake Cream pointed out all the bad luck that happened to them, them having to give back the 5 Grammys, John Wilson trying to Murder Billy, Axl getting shot multiple times, Axl becoming a wanted fugitive, Axl ending up in jail, their private moments in their backyard being filmed and uploaded without their permission, John trying to Murder Billy again, Brandon Records lying about them and getting ready to sue them, NBC rolling the camera in the interview when they weren't supposed to be rolling etc.
They asked Axl if they were cursed.
Axl wryly responded,"We are not cursed. Cursed is the Titanic that hit the iceberg and broke and sank into the ocean. We are no where near as bad as a ship hitting an iceberg, breaking in half and sinking into the ocean."
Cake Cream had to smile at this.
Axl continued wryly," We are more like Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events."
Cake Cream smiled some more.
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