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Bumpay is not regulated by the Banking Federation of America and is not endorsed or supported by any banking or financial institution. Use of Bumpay may result in criminal prosecution, up to and including a term of imprisonment. Bumpay Inc and its subsidiaries and stakeholders accept no responsibility for illegal acts carried out when using their system. You absolve Bumpay Inc of all legal responsibilities and penalties involved using their system. Use at your own risk. Terms and conditions apply.
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