This book
and this one since I've somehow never read it in full:
A portable roll-y back massager thing with a long handle that I'm going to use at work since I am on my feet bending every which way all day
And this stupid dress which I don't even like very much but I unfortunately needed something cheap and last-minute for my boss/friend's wedding reception party this weekend:
It just needs
something. going to have to pile on the whimsical accessories I guess.