Music Banter - View Single Post - Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

Karice · 04-27-2023, 05:38 PM

Mark Riley's Interrogation video went viral on Social Media. He was asked why he called Andy in the first place.

Mark said," I had a feeling that Andy was the Powerball Winner. I mimicked Axl's voice and Andy admitted to me thinking that I was Axl and told me had 1.6 Billion on him that he stole from Cake Cream and he felt guilty about it. I planned to rob Andy at Gunpoint out of the 1.6 Billion."

The Cops were skeptical. Do you REALLY think that Andy would SERIOUSLY claim he stole 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and give his room number and STAY in that Room to some random criminal that called him pretending to be Axl? Andy would have Axl's number and would know that Axl wouldn't call him from YOUR number, Axl would have called him Andy from his number. Andy most likely knew someone was trying to scam him, pretended to believe you were Axl, "Confessed," to you that he stole 1.6 Billion, called the Cops and fled his hotel room!" Cop 1 questioned.

Mark said,"I knew something was wrong the second I went to Andy's hotel Room and saw a bunch of Cops there, and no Andy. I had a feeling I had been played and was in big trouble , so I tried to run away but got tackled, searched,arrested, and brought here.

Why did you claim to be Axl in the first place? Why not James, Jimmy, Billy, or Mike?" Cop 2 asked.

Mark responded,"Because I can mimic Axl's baritone Bass voice succinctly. He said,"Hello, I'm Axl Rose, nice to meet you!" In a voice that sounded eerily and scarily alike to Axl's deep Baritone Bass voice. The Cops were shocked.

Cop 1 asked,"Why not just claim to Andy on the phone that you were Axl in serious need of money and have him Zelle you the money?"

Mark responded incredulous,"I don't have a Bank Account due to me being a notorious Bank Robber. I was planning to rob Andy at gunpoint and force him to give me his Debit Cards and his passwords so I could steal his money that way!"

And you didn't think you'd get caught on camera using Andy's debit cards?" Cop 2 asked.

Mark responded, "I would have hidden my identity using a motorcycle helmet and try to pass myself off as being Andy himself."

Cop 2 said,"Clever plan, but unfortunately for you, Andy was a couple of steps ahead of you and caught on that you were trying to play him and helped set up your long awaited capture!"

Mark lowered his head in shame. "I can't believe I fell for Andy's clever ruse! I should have known that Andy didn't actually steal 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and believe that I was actually Axl!"

The Cops were both like,"Yep, you did, fell right into Andy's cunning trap!" He was led back to his cell.

Cake Cream and Axl watched the interrogation in awe. Andy ended up looking like a clever mastermind rather than an easily fooled dope! Cake Cream and Axl agreed to not tell anyone that Andy actually DID steal 1.6 from Cake Cream and DID actually fall for Mark's scam. They didn't want Andy behind bars for Grand Larceny and Grand Theft. Andy blushed, happy his Brothers were protecting him so well.

04-27-2023, 05:38 PM	#163 (permalink)
Karice Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2022 Posts: 471	Mark Riley's Interrogation video went viral on Social Media. He was asked why he called Andy in the first place. Mark said," I had a feeling that Andy was the Powerball Winner. I mimicked Axl's voice and Andy admitted to me thinking that I was Axl and told me had 1.6 Billion on him that he stole from Cake Cream and he felt guilty about it. I planned to rob Andy at Gunpoint out of the 1.6 Billion." The Cops were skeptical. Do you REALLY think that Andy would SERIOUSLY claim he stole 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and give his room number and STAY in that Room to some random criminal that called him pretending to be Axl? Andy would have Axl's number and would know that Axl wouldn't call him from YOUR number, Axl would have called him Andy from his number. Andy most likely knew someone was trying to scam him, pretended to believe you were Axl, "Confessed," to you that he stole 1.6 Billion, called the Cops and fled his hotel room!" Cop 1 questioned. Mark said,"I knew something was wrong the second I went to Andy's hotel Room and saw a bunch of Cops there, and no Andy. I had a feeling I had been played and was in big trouble , so I tried to run away but got tackled, searched,arrested, and brought here. Why did you claim to be Axl in the first place? Why not James, Jimmy, Billy, or Mike?" Cop 2 asked. Mark responded,"Because I can mimic Axl's baritone Bass voice succinctly. He said,"Hello, I'm Axl Rose, nice to meet you!" In a voice that sounded eerily and scarily alike to Axl's deep Baritone Bass voice. The Cops were shocked. Cop 1 asked,"Why not just claim to Andy on the phone that you were Axl in serious need of money and have him Zelle you the money?" Mark responded incredulous,"I don't have a Bank Account due to me being a notorious Bank Robber. I was planning to rob Andy at gunpoint and force him to give me his Debit Cards and his passwords so I could steal his money that way!" And you didn't think you'd get caught on camera using Andy's debit cards?" Cop 2 asked. Mark responded, "I would have hidden my identity using a motorcycle helmet and try to pass myself off as being Andy himself." Cop 2 said,"Clever plan, but unfortunately for you, Andy was a couple of steps ahead of you and caught on that you were trying to play him and helped set up your long awaited capture!" Mark lowered his head in shame. "I can't believe I fell for Andy's clever ruse! I should have known that Andy didn't actually steal 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and believe that I was actually Axl!" The Cops were both like,"Yep, you did, fell right into Andy's cunning trap!" He was led back to his cell. Cake Cream and Axl watched the interrogation in awe. Andy ended up looking like a clever mastermind rather than an easily fooled dope! Cake Cream and Axl agreed to not tell anyone that Andy actually DID steal 1.6 from Cake Cream and DID actually fall for Mark's scam. They didn't want Andy behind bars for Grand Larceny and Grand Theft. Andy blushed, happy his Brothers were protecting him so well.