I have no beef with the homeless man himself, it’s the landlord and his audacity that fills me with murderous rage.
Bob the Scumlord: Stan will be there as soon as possible. He will be parking his van on the property overnight.
My guy on Friday: Hey Bob, just wanted to confirm that Stan fixed the water problem on Thursday. He is still parked on the property - how long should we expect him to be here?
Bob: The water’s fixed right? I don’t understand the issue. Stan is homeless and is waiting for an interview to get into the [local homeless shelter] and has permission to be on the property.
Me: When you said Stan would be parking on the property overnight, we were under the impression that meant he’d be here for one night.
Roommate: We were not aware Stan would be here for more than one night. Thanks for the clarification.
Meanwhile: *Bob chastises Stan for being nuisance to his tenants*
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