Q: What is the ideal weight of a Scouser?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
Q. What is the difference between a battery and an Scouser?
A. A battery has a positive side.
Q - Why are Scousers like laxatives?
A - Because they irritate the shit out of you.
Q. How many Scousers does it take to pave a driveway?
A. Depends how thin you slice them.
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