K, these are silly, but nevertheless...
"Yo Mama is so stupid.....she got stabbed in a shoot-out!"
"Yo Mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street yesterday, she had one shoe on. I said 'Hey, what happened, you lost a shoe?' She said 'No, guess what!? I FOUND one' "
hee,hee,hee (those are the only 2 I have memorized)
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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.
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