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right-track · 05-18-2006, 01:31 PM

What has 3 legs and lives on a farm?

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills.

Seriously though. I have inside information as to why they split.
Apparently it was over a plane Macca bought for Heather...

...the blade wasn't sharp enough.

05-18-2006, 01:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	What has 3 legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and Heather Mills. Seriously though. I have inside information as to why they split. Apparently it was over a plane Macca bought for Heather... ...the blade wasn't sharp enough.