Stone Magnet

What a cretin. I know he's never going to read this...but I feel this has to be done...

1. They didn't join a Liberal bandwagon. They've been leftists for as long as I can remember.

2. Green Day never released an album called, "Jesus Of Suburbia". He must be referring to "American Idiot", an album released long after SOAD were on the so-called 'Liberal Bandwagon'. Talk about an American Idiot.

3. "I feel like every band in the world seems its cool to be liberal." That does not make sense.

4. "Bush and the Republicans are doing a bad job" is just an extended version of "Bush sucks. Republicans suck." It's a bit hypocritical to bitch at people for saying that Bush and the Republicans suck, then agreeing that Bush and the Republicans are doing a bad job. It means the same fucking thing.

5. "Besides the horribly original title." This guy either cannot string a sentence together properly, or his sarcasm is hardly sensible.

6. "the lyrics are anti-republican shit that is nonsensical." First off, that sentence is nonsensical. Second, the lyrics do make sense. Third, they're not anti-Republican.

7. "Trying to relate our government to the Nazi's doesn't work." Oh, trust me, it can.

8. "They are usually in their 40's and 50's." Well boo-fucking-hoo. Everyone else has to work until they're 65.

9. "They do more important things like run the country." The army is just as important as the President is. Especially a guy like Bush. What the hell would he do without an army? Take even longer vacations, I suppose.

10. "You know you have insecurity when you have to tell people that you have a big penis." You know you're lyrically incompetent when you're unable to recognize metaphors and satire.

11. "Emo much?" No, not at all. Calling System Of A Down emo is like calling Tool synth-pop (unless you're talking about that horrendous "Lonely Day" song).

12. "If screaming into a microphone was cool, SOAD would be a good band." If unwittingly ranting about a good band was cool, this guy would be the ultramodern Tony fucking Iommi.

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Lock to field screen, row the ocean onto sentient ground.
New rites of a Vedic sun to attend the blue horizon.
Prevails flight resplendent, sails the shrine effulgent windship.
Stillness breathes apex supreme - I walk toward the mountain.

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Shored the origin forms to a ground accede.
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