Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

I'd pick option A because.

1. She would be able to talk.
2. Mermaids can swim damn well, so she might even swim me back home (I'd tell her I wanted her to meet my parents, that'd work...)
3. Boobies.

Originally Posted by METALLICA89

Ive seen you on muiltipul forums saying Metallica and slayer are the worst **** you kid go suck your **** while you listen to your ****ing emo **** I bet you do listen to emo music