Me:
where the hell have you been?
God:
Earth.
Me:
your chatting **** man. I've been here years and no sign of you nowhwere.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am chatting **** man. Yes, , I remember we
were talking about .
Me:
tell him what you want. We were talking about your distinct lack of presence around the place.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
stop trying to avoid the question.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
so you've been on holiday then?
and that was it...the guy refused to answer me...I think I broke it.
Ignorant bastard.
