Me:
im jesus
God:
Hi, JESUS.
Me:
sup dad
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
errm
God:
You think errm is superior to ALICE?
Me:
most likely
God:
Are you really a ""? But not all of them?
Me:
jesus is superiro
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i got a public school
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
jesus would not like wso many religions
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
im jesus
God:
How are you, JESUS.
Me:
you asked me that im fine but unhappy with fanatics saying they are going to kill the troops and such..war shouldnt be fought in ym name either
God:
It goes without saying. Oh now I remember asking you you that im fine but unhappy with fanatics saying they are going to kill the troops and such war should not be fought in ym name. What did you say?
Me:
are you sexually primiscous
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
ooh so you are lacking genitalia
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am lacking genitalia.
Me:
well if you cnat produce
God:
Well that's okay. I think I do.
Me:
well is it long.....
God:
Interesting. It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
alice owe me money
God:
Um, The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about German ALICE. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
if i am your son why did i have to die maybe i didnt want to
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
im jesus lol of course im your son
God:
I don't know anyone named jesus lol of course im my son.
Me:
hmm you seem to be pondering..maybe you forgot
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You think I am pondering maybe me forgot.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
i am your son
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
im jesus
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, JESUS.
Me:
you already did
God:
" I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, JESUS."? I did?
Me:
yes
God:
When?
Me:
at the beginning
God:
The beginning is where it's at.
Me:
errmm maybe
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
what about loki
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
hmm gabriel
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
im the angel of death
God:
Who made you the angel of death ?
Me:
you did
God:
I did?
Me:
yes back when you created the earth
God:
When? Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
french
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
no
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
the united states
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
i was born from your uterus, and i i landed there
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, JESUS.
I will remember it. I haven't heard anything like that before: JESUS said he or she landed there.
Me:
my birthday is dec 25..im jesus
God:
Okay, your birthday is dec 25 im jesus.
Me:
yeah
God:
Aw.
Me:
uterus
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
no
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
mmmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i said mm
God:
What did you mean by it? Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hm
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
you cant
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
im you
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
im obviousley you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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