Me:
Are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no I don't
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
what happened to abraham
God:
Hi died.
Me:
how do you know
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
do you know why he died?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
I dont know. why did the robot cross the road?
God:
Me either. To get to the other side?
Me:
you've lost the plot havent you?