This for the Aussie or maybe New Zealanders if you like Rugby League
So this teacher moves to Redfurn to teach, and in her new class she goes...
"OK guy's who's a fan of the Bulldogs here" And everyone except one person put up their hands. So the teacher asks "So why don't you like the bulldogs" And the girl replies "I go for the Sea Eagles because my parents do".
So then the teacher says "You don't have to do the same thing your parent's do here's an example... Say your mum was a whore, your dad was a drug dealer, and your brother was in prision what would happen then?"
And then the girl replies..."Then I would be a Bulldogs fan"