there is neither chicken or tomatoes in the house and I'm hungry.
You guys have no idea how tempted I am to take my pet fish, clean it, fry it and eat it.
What I really wanna do is spend 20 bucks on pizza, chicken wings, and pizza fries. And maybe some mozzerella sticks.
But my boyfriend is Jewish and he thinks I am rather wasteful when it comes to money. He says if I were Jewish I'd be more conservative when it came to these sorts of things.
What do I say to that?
Screw him. I'm eating out.