0/10 for both...the first one is just charming, the second isn't really a disfunction, just lousy circumstances...
c'mon tom, i'm sure you can do better than that...
my flat looks like a bomb hit it, i am, without a doubt, the laziest person i know....dishes pile up for at least a week before i decide to wash them....my bathroom is full of dirty clothes and towels because i can't be bothered to put them in teh washer right away....i take out the garbage once i pile up some 2-3 bags of it...
one more thing...i'm so lazy...there are days when i eat nothing but a croassaint and some yoghurt....i just don't feel like chewing anything....