I was at Superman with my friend and some members of his family. My friend, his uncle, and I go into the bathroom, where there are three urinals and an old man is using the middle one. My friend and his uncle begin peeing, the following ensues:
Uncle: *groans* Hey, Conor, does it still hurt when you pee?
Friend: Yeah....what about you?
U: Yeah, I've been taking the pills, but nothing works. I'm never going to Mexico again!
F: Me, neither. I can't believe we believed she was clean.
*old man quickly zips up his pants and runs out of the room*
U: Wow. He didn't even wash his hands.
F: That's gross, man.
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