She must cook
She must only speak when spoken to
She must be ready for sex at all time
She must not age after 25
Her tits must not sagg EVER
She must like noise rock
and
She's gotta be a contortionist
/that's a little sarcasm and a bit far fetched but it pretty much sums up what almost every straight guys wants
EDIT: now for what moses really looks for
I'll take hobo's approach
Look:
shorter than
dark hair
light complection
nothing too big or too small
Personality:
Has to have a sense of humor
open-minded
not ditsy
has to be a bit of a nerd
and
not very judgemental
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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"
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